Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
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