I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
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