Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
Another day, another engagement, another cat
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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