if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
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Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
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Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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