idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
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