just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
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Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
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Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
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