My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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