hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
I feel like abortions should bother me more
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
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I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
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I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
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