is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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