we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
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Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
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I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
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