There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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