READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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