Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I'm drive I can fine osifer
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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