Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
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there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
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So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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