Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
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Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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