Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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