So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Is your liver wearing a sombrero yet?
No...more like a life jacket.
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Is it weird I updated my facebook status from my phone while I had explosive diarrhea in my boss's private bathroom?
That would be awkward if he commented on your status
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
Randomize
