I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
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He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
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I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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