I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
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I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
I will pee on everything he values.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
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He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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