i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
There's a hole in our hallway wall. Don't hate me. I'll fix it. It's only about the size of a beach ball. I promise to never scale walls in our apartment ever again. Don't hate me. I love you.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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