wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
nutella sex= disaster
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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