They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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