Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
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I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
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I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
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