Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
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He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
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I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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