you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
Houston, we have a squirter
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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