is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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