Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
So I just found out that my mom and dad arent married
What? They have three kids?
Yep. And apparently I have a half brother. Happy Birthday to me
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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