I will die if light touches me.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
Today's forecast: A sex tornado warning has been issued in your area. Counties affected include your bed, your shower, or your couch. This warning is in effect until further notice. Signs of a sex tornado include: your girlfriend coming up with a huge analogy to inform you that she's ungodly horny today.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
Randomize
