He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
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