Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
I look better un-naked...
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
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