I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
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