Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
ugly people sure do ruin things
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
Randomize
