I showed him my bush... on skype.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
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What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
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I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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