I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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