I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
why are there goldfish crackers all over my bed?
you decided you wanted to name them & keep them as pets.
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
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