I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
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They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
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Happy birthday, you long dick monster
πππ what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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