Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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