they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
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Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
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Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
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