No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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