I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
he just fucked me for my cheese..
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
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