sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
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