But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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