Plan B is the new Plan A
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
It's never too late to be topless.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
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