...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
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just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
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THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
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