just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
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