You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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