I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
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wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
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Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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