he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
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SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
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