That's intense
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
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I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
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