last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
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