I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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