Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
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And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
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After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Holy shit dude........stairs
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