Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
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He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
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It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I looked into this "it's just lunch" matchmaker thing and it was like 5 grand. If I'm gonna spend five grand I'll throw in another three and get new tits and find my own fucking husband.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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