sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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