yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
Alive.
So much puke
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
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