I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
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